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03 October 2009 @ 10:34 pm
Picspam: Sheldon/Penny Season 1  
It's been a while since I started to think about a picspam about Sheldon and Penny from the tv show The Big Bang Theory, but I didn't have so much time in those days... since today and so I thought to start to work on it!
I love this couple and I admit that I'd like so much to see Penny end up with Sheldon.
Is not that I don't like Leonard, he's sweet but Penny/Leonard is boring IMHO... Btw, few years ago, none would never imagine that Barney/Robin could be THE (cutest) couple (ever) on How I Met Your Mother! Ok, ok the thing is a little bit different cos Ted/Robin was impossible and they made it perfectly clear on the pilot, but is good to dream and I could think about more that one scenario.
You have to admit that Jim Parson and Kaley Cuoco are rly cute together...



Leonard: New neighbor?
Sheldon: Evidently.
Leonard: Significant improvement over the old neighbor.
Sheldon: 200-pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is.
Penny: Oh, hi.
Leonard: Hi.
Sheldon: Hi
Leonard: Hi.
Sheldon: Hi
Penny: Hi?


Penny: Guess I'm your new neighbor. Penny.
Leonard: Leonard. Sheldon.
Penny: Hi.
Leonard: Hi
Sheldon: Hi
Penny: Hi.


Leonard: I'm gonna invite her over. We'll have a nice meal and... chat.
Sheldon: Chat? We don't chat. At least not offline.
Leonard: It's not difficult. You just listen to what she says and then you say something appropriate in response.
Sheldon: To what end?

Penny: Wow!
Sheldon: Yeah. Well, it's just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges. That part there, that's just a joke. It's a spoof of the Born-Oppenheimer approximation.
Penny: So you're like one of those Beautiful Mind genius guys.
Sheldon: Yeah
Penny: This is really impressive.


Sheldon: Penny... that's where l sit.
Penny: So, sit next to me.


Penny: Really, thank you so much for going and trying, you're just... You're so terrific. Really.



Penny: How many Superman movies are there?
Sheldon: You're kidding, right?


Sheldon: Penny? I just want you to know that you don't have to live like this. I'm here for you.


Penny: In my apartment, while I was sleeping?!
Sheldon: And snoring. And that's probably just a sinus infection. But it could be sleep apnea. You might want to see an otolaryngologist. A throat doctor.
Penny: And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?
Sheldon: Depending on the depth, that's either a... proctologist or a general surgeon.


Sheldon: Penny, Penny! Just to clarify, because there will be a discussion when you leave, is your objection solely to our presence in the apartment while you were sleeping, or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm.
Penny: ...
Sheldon: Well, that was a little non-responsive.


Sheldon: I have a master's and two Ph.D.s, I should not have to do this.
Penny: What?!
Sheldon: I am truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility. And I hope that it won't color your opinion of Leonard, who is not only a wonderful guy, but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough




Penny: I'm running out to the market. You need anything?
Sheldon: This would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence.
Penny: I'm sorry?
Sheldon: I need eggs. Four dozen should suffice.
Penny: Four dozen?
Sheldon: Yes, and evenly distributed amongst brown, white, free-range, large, extra large and jumbo.
Penny: Okay, one more time.
Sheldon: Never mind. You won't get it right. I'd better come with you.
Penny: YAY


Penny: How come you didn't go into work today?
Sheldon: I'm taking a sabbatical because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds.
Penny: So you got canned, huh?
Sheldon: Theoretical physicists do not get canned... but yeah.
Penny: Maybe it's all for the best. I always say when one door closes, another one opens.
Sheldon: No, it doesn't. Not unless the two doors are connected by relays or there are motion sensors involved.
Penny: No, I meant...
Sheldon: Or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the second door.
Penny: Never mind.


Sheldon: This is great. Look at me. I'm in the real world of ordinary people just living their ordinary, colorless workaday lives.
Penny: Thank you.
Sheldon: No, thank you.


Sheldon: That was fun. Maybe tomorrow we can go to one of those big warehouse stores.
Penny: Oh, I don't know. It's going to take me a while to recover from all the fun I had today.
Sheldon: Are you sure? There are a lot of advantages to buying in bulk.



Penny: The Barbecue Burger's like the Big Boy.
Sheldon: Excuse me, in a world that already includes a Big Boy, why would I settle for something like a Big Boy?
Penny: Because you're not at Big Boy!
Sheldon: Fine, I'll have the Barbecue Burger. Waitresses don't yell at you at Big Boy.


Penny: Hey, Sheldon. What's going on?
Sheldon: I need your opinion on a matter of semiotics.
Penny: I'm sorry?
Sheldon: Semiotics. The study of signs and symbols. It's a branch of philosophy related to linguistics.
Penny: Okay, sweetie, I know you think you're explaing yourself, but you're really not.
Sheldon: Just come with me.


Penny: So, how's everything?
Sheldon: Terrific. You'll be happy to know that I plan to come here every Tuesday night for the foreseeable future.
Penny: Really? YAY



Leonard: He's asking if we can come as anyone from science fiction, fantasy...
Penny: Sure.
Sheldon: Comic books?
Penny: Fine.
Sheldon: Anime?
Penny: Of course.
Sheldon: TV, film, D- and-D, manga, Greek gods, Roman gods, Norse gods--
Penny: Anything you want! Okay? Any costume you want.


Penny: What's Sheldon supposed to be?
Leonard: He's the Doppler effect.
Sheldon: Yes. It's the apparent change in the frequency of a wave caused by relative motion between the source of the wave and the observer.
Penny: Oh, sure, I see it now. The Doppler effect. All right, I got to shower. You guys... make yourselves comfortable.
Sheldon: See? People get it.



Penny: If you guys need a fourth, I'll play.
Leonard: Great idea.
Sheldon: No. The wheel was a great idea, relativity was a great idea. This is a notion, and a rather sucky one at that.
Penny: Why?
Sheldon: Why? Oh, Penny, Penny, Penny.
Penny: Oh, What, what, what?
Sheldon: This is a complex battle simulation with a steep learning curve. There are myriad weapons, vehicles and strategies to master, not to mention an extremely intricate backstory.
Penny: Oh cool. Whose head did I just blow off?
Sheldon: Mine.


Penny: Cover this, suckers!
Leonard: Penny, you are on fire!
Penny: Yes, and so is Sheldon.
Sheldon: Okay, that's it. I don't know how, but she is cheating. No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.
Penny: Wait, Sheldon, come back. You forgot something.
Sheldon: What?
Penny: This plasma grenade. Look, it's raining you.


Penny: Okay, I have a problem.
Sheldon: It's called carpal tunnel syndrome, and quite frankly you deserve it.


Sheldon: Every Saturday since we've lived in this apartmen I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal, added a quarter cup of two percent milk, sat on this end of this couch, turned on BBC America, and watched Doctor Who.


Sheldon: We would very much appreciate it if you would be the fourth member of our Halo team. I don't think I need to tell you what an honor this is.
Penny: That's so sweet, but I'm going out dancing with a girlfriend.
Sheldon: You can't go out; it's Halo night.
Penny: Well, for Penny, it's dancing night.
Sheldon: You go dancing every Wednesday?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Then that's not "dancing night."



Penny: Sheldon, what are you going to have?
Sheldon: I'll have a Diet Coke.
Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.
Sheldon: Fine. I'll have a Virgin Cuba Libre. That's, rum and Coke without the rum.
Penny: Yes. So... Coke.
Sheldon: Yes. And would you make it diet?
Penny: There's a can in the fridge.
Sheldon: A Cuba Libre traditionally comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge.
Penny: Then swim to Cuba.
Sheldon: Bartenders are supposed to have people skills.


Sheldon: Virgin diet Cuba Libre, please. In a tall glass with a lime wedge.
Penny: Oh, I'll wedge it right in there.


Penny: You do your experiments.I do mine.



Sheldon: Penny, just to save you from further awkwardness, know that I'm perfectly comfortable with the two of us climbing the stairs in silence.
Penny: Oh, yeah ok, me too. Zip it, lock it. Put it in your pocket. So, you and Leonard...
Sheldon: Oh dear God...
Penny: Little misunderstanding, huh?
Sheldon: A little misunderstanding...? Galileo and the Pope had a little misunderstanding.
Penny: Anyway, I was talking to Leonard this morning and I think he feels really bad about it. How do you feel?
Sheldon: I don't understand the question.



Penny: You'll never guess what just happened.
Leonard: I give up.
Sheldon: I don't guess. As a scientist, I reach conclusions based on observation and experimentation. Although as I'm saying this, it occurs to me you may have been employing a rhetorical device rendering my response moot.


Sheldon: Remember how Leonard told you we couldn't come to your performance because we were attending a symposium on molecular positronium?
Penny: I remember "symposium."
Sheldon: Yes. Well... he lied.
Penny: Wait. What?
Sheldon: He lied, and I'm feeling very uncomfortable about it.
Penny: Well, imagine how I'm feeling.
Sheldon: Hungry? Tired? I'm sorry, this really isn't my strong suit.



Penny: Sheldon, what are you doing here?
Sheldon: I'm sick. Thank you very much.
Penny: How could you have gotten if from me? I'm not sick.
Sheldon: You're a carrier. All these people here are doomed. You're doomed!
Penny: Sheldon, what do you want?
Sheldon: I want soup.
Penny: Why didn't you just have soup at home?
Sheldon: Penny, I have an IQ of 187. Don't you imagine that if there were a way for me to have had soup at home, I would have thought of it?
Penny: You can have soup delivered.
Sheldon: I did not think of that. Clearly, febrile delirium is setting in. Please bring me some soup while I still understand what a spoon is for.


Penny: Okay, well, you feel better.
Sheldon: Wait! Where are you going?
Penny: Home...to write some bad checks.
Sheldon: You're going to leave me?
Penny: Sheldon, you are a grown man. Haven't you ever been sick before?
Sheldon: Of course, but not by myself.
Penny: Really? Never?
Sheldon: Well, once, when I was 15, spending the summer at the Heidelberg Institute in Germany.
Penny: Studying abroad?
Sheldon: No. Visiting professor.


Sheldon: Can you sing "Soft Kitty"?
Penny: What?
Sheldon: My Mom used to sing it to me when I was sick.
Penny: Oh, sorry, honey. I don't know it.
Sheldon: I'll teach you.



Penny: So you've got a little competition. I really don't see what the big deal is.
Sheldon: Of course you don't. You've never excelled at anything.
Penny: I don't understand exactly how did he get any friends in the first place?



Penny: Good afternoon, and welcome to today's Physics Bowl practice round. I'm Penny, and I'll be your host because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a Saturday afternoon, and isn't that just a little sad?



Sheldon: You hypocrite!
Penny: What?
Sheldon: Little Miss "grown-ups don't play with toys." If I were to go into that apartment now, would I not find Beanie Babies? Are you not an accumulator of Care Bears and My Little Ponies? And who is that Japanese feline I see frolicking on your shorts? Hello, Hello Kitty!


Sheldon: Hello, Penny. Leonard just left.
Penny: I know. I want to talk to you.
Sheldon: What would we talk about? We have no overlapping areas of interest I'm aware of. As you know, I don't care for chitchat.
Penny: Can you just let me in?
Sheldon: All right, but I don't see this as a promising endeavor.

Penny: Here's the deal: You either help me throw a birthday party or I will go into your bedroom and unbag all of your most valuable mint-condition comic books. And on one of them, you won't know which, I'll draw a tiny happy face in ink.
Sheldon: You can't do that. If you make a mark in a mint comic, it's no longer mint.
Penny: Do you understand the concept of blackmail?
Sheldon: Well, of course, I... I have an idea. Let's throw Leonard a kick-ass birthday party.


Sheldon, you're his friend. Friends give each other presents.
Sheldon: I accept your premise; I reject your conclusion.
Howard: Try telling him it's a non-optional social convention.
Penny: What?
Howard: Just do it.
Penny: It's a non-optional... social convention.
Sheldon: Oh. Fair enough.
Howard: He came with a manual.


Penny: A gift shouldn't be something someone needs, it should be something fun. Something they wouldn't buy for themself.
Sheldon: You mean like a sweater?
Penny: It's a fun sweater. It's got a bold geometric print.
Sheldon: Is it the geometry that makes it fun?



Penny: Leonard might come home. Can we talk in my apartment?
Sheldon: We're not done?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Why not? We're already through the looking glass anyway.


Sheldon: Just like Schrodinger's cat, your potential relationship with Leonard right now can be thought of as both good and bad. It is only by opening the box that you'll find out which it is.
Penny: Okay, so you're saying I should go out with Leonard.
Sheldon: Let me start again. In 1935, Erwin Schrodinger...

Wow... that was long. I didn't remember so many scenes between those two in season 1. Maybe for season two I'll had to split the post in two!
So, that's all for now but I'll hope to come back soon as I can with the second part... and meybe more cos - looking at this - I'm maybe starting to think about a possible music video... It would be nice tho... Maybe I'll look for a fanmix for some songs cos, for now, I have no idea! Let me know if you have some ideas for the song and leave a comment for the picspam and/or your opinion about this couple, I'd love to know: what do you think about them? & In which scenario woyuld you like to see 'em?
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Daughtry - Open Up Your Eyes
amandil12: (tbbt) penny/sheldonastudyinpanic on October 3rd, 2009 10:28 pm (UTC)
Awwww I love this!!!! Gotta love these two! =)
Ery-chan: Ship: Sheldon/Pennyerychan86 on October 3rd, 2009 11:10 pm (UTC)
They're brilliant!
Jude: Sheldon and Penny hugdanceonstardust on October 3rd, 2009 10:58 pm (UTC)
YAY!! I love your picspam!! :D

I love Sheldon/Penny. One of my favorite ships right now. I love their chemistry and L/P just doesn't have it for me and as you said, they are boring. XD

If you are looking for a great fanmix of songs. There's a songlist here (but there have been a number of songs that people already vid): Sheldon/Penny Songlist

I did: "I'm yours" by Jason Mraz and "she can get it" by Kevin Rudolf. My friend did: "chemistry of a car crash" by Shiny Toy Guns and a few people already did "heartbeat" and "she's so lovely" by Scouting for Girls.

I would love to see Gravity by Sara Bareilles for them. :D
Ery-chan: Ship: Sheldon/Pennyerychan86 on October 3rd, 2009 11:11 pm (UTC)
Gravity is a beautiful song *______*

Thank you very much!
Mark: Sulietmrbartleboom on October 3rd, 2009 10:58 pm (UTC)
Aw, amo i tuoi picspam.. <3

E Penny e Sheldon sono e saranno sempre awesome, ma in una non-romantic relationship! You can feel the love in the air perchè Jim e Kaley hanno una chemistry da paura, quei due devono assolutamente finire insieme! XD Riconduco sto discorso sempre al paragone con l'H/Hr e l'H/R! E sai la mia opinione a riguardo :P

A proposito, a che punto sei con i libri? :P

Scappo a letto, e non mi bitchare! :P
Mark: Fireflymrbartleboom on October 3rd, 2009 11:00 pm (UTC)
Of course, I'm already waiting for your brand new video! :P Even if it's still in your head, and there's no any song atm. :P
Ery-chan: The Doctor (anim)erychan86 on October 3rd, 2009 11:18 pm (UTC)
I just have to find the song! ;) You know that every time I make a picspam the next step is ALWAYS a video for me... ;)
Ery-chan: Ship: Sheldon/Pennyerychan86 on October 3rd, 2009 11:17 pm (UTC)
GO AWAY FROM HERE lol! I'm kiddin'
Lo so che è impossibile ma a me Leonard/penny non piace! Ho capito che alla fine non li vedrò insieme ma who cares... opssono sempre mettere qualche scena un pò pucciosa...

Poi non puoi shipperare due solo perchè sono la coppia classica e ovvia... però continuoa non capire questo tuo paragone H/Hr R/Hr??? In che mondo R/Hr sarebbero Leonard e PennY??? Non sono sempre lì a battibeccare.... e H/Hr Sheldon/Penny? ma non sono BFF? dai dai spiega XD

Coi libri sono a posto li ho finiti da una vita. Mi pare dia verli addirittura diniti quando tu eri già quì... avevi trovato l'unico libro cartaceo e ti avevo detto che avevo letto tutto... no? Non te l'ho detto? Boh non ricordo LOL!

Grazie btw! Sono contenta che ti piaccia il picspam... questa volta l'ho fatto un pò diverso ma mi piace com'è uscito :)
Mark: you and me through time and spacemrbartleboom on October 3rd, 2009 11:27 pm (UTC)
LOL no, non parlo di un confronto tra le relazioni, ma per come la penso. Nel senso che Daniel Radcliffe e Emma Watson, come chemistry sono al top, e anche i personaggi in un certo senso sarebbero stati awesome insieme.. ma la cosa non era cmq realizzabile perchè H/R avevano scritto 'destinati a finire insieme' sin dalla prima pagina del libro. :P

Ma davvero?! O__o io avevo capito che eri arrivata tipo al quinto o al sesto, mi ero totalmente perso che avevi anche finito il settimo! Forse perchè non hai scritto nulla da nessuna parte, e quindi non ho registrato la cosa ^^'

Si, scene pucciose cmq ne metteranno avoja, guarda quanto ci giocano gli autori con lo Shenny, dopo tutto il response che hanno avuto al Comic Con, o cmq che hanno costantemente dai fan in rete! :P

Volo a letto che è tardi, argh! O__O Non ci sono andato prima aspettando le tue reply qui! XD
Ery-chan: NewShow (LieToMe)erychan86 on October 3rd, 2009 11:35 pm (UTC)
Oddio mi fai sentire in colpa... non le avevo viste perchè ero online su MSN (e Skype) quindi non mi arrivavano le notifiche... sooorrryyy

Ahhhhh in quel senso... ora ho capito... infatti non me lo spiegavo am dopo che hai paragonato barney/Robin a Leonard/Penny posso aspetarmi di tutto da te *massive hug perchè mi sebra di essere troppo bitch in questi commenti e devo compensare*

Per i libri non ho detto nulla perchè... non so perchè... boh... avevo altro per la testa probabilmente oppure non è capitato bene l'argomento... o avevo paura di parlarne vista la vicinanza spazio/temporale di Morry XD

Vado a nanna anch'io vah! Domani battesimo... tieniti attaccato al cell/facebook/twitter che sarò disperatamente annoiata all day long... e non avrò il tempo neppure questo weekend per la sorpresa... sono l'amica peggiore del mondo lo so :'(

Ery-chan: Neil Patrick Harriserychan86 on October 3rd, 2009 11:45 pm (UTC)
Uh dimenticavo... per fare l'icoana ho cercato il video del bacio sulla guancia tra i video della comicon e mi sono resa conto di nona verli visti tutti... io avevo visto quello della WB in HD che è un montaggio in due parti... e mi sono trovata una miriade di video di sguardi che non c'erano nel montaggio... poi ho visto anche altri venti e SI' eroa conoscenza della chemistry tra i due ma la credevo più random non pensavo ci fosse sta super continuity... e in alcune foto a mano di lui è più sul sedere di lei che sulla vita... XD Oddio, quand'è che faranno la grande rivelazione??? Sono stra adorabili e c'è PER FORZA qalcosa tra di loro! Lei è sempre tutta flirty e lui sempre ad abbassare lo sguardo e a sorridere...

Btw guarda Jim da Craig! Cavolo è più logorroico di me LO AMO! In onor suo ho aggiunto un tag e ho cambiato 4 header, ho aggiunto quello Sheldon/Penny e ho cambiato quello Doctor/Rose, Chuck/Blair e Chuck/Sara (ma lo stai guardando o no? XD) Se Jim continuerà a comportarsi bene credo che avrà un header tutto per sè XD
Mark: Dianne Pilkingtonmrbartleboom on October 4th, 2009 10:08 am (UTC)
LOL ma l'ho visto tipo il giorno dopo Jim da Craig, cosa creeeedi?? XDDD

Si cmq, la visione è in corso, ma è in pausa da almeno un mese, troppa roba!! XD
i-like-blue-boxes: P/Slyly_hameron on October 4th, 2009 12:28 am (UTC)
First of all... I LOVE THE PICSPAM!
Thanx for doing it.. it's awesome... and long... ME LIKEY!

I love Sheldon/Penny... I'm getting
more and more in love with this two minute by minute!
They're just meant to be... they're amazing.. funny... cute

There's a song I love and I think fits them PERFECTLY

ABC by The Pipettes

Thanx again!

Ery-chan: Ship: Sheldon/Pennyerychan86 on October 4th, 2009 08:58 am (UTC)
I don't know the song but I'm curious... Thanks :)

I think that Sheldon/Penny is Barney/Robin all over again... I dunno if you ever seen How I met Your Mother but is similar: the couple at the beginning seams IMPOSSIBLE but, episode by episode it makes sense!

I dunno if in the future we'll see a relationship between those two BUT I can imagine a possible scenario.

Picture this: Sheldon has to go to a kinda of meeting/party and a massive promotion is in the air BUT he needs a girlfriend by his side cos he has to. He asks Penny out and she is all "uh I dunno sweetie, I'm not comfortable with that" but at the end she goes against her will. At the end someone made fun of Sheldon and the fact that is obvious that he *paid* for his date so, Penny kisses him in front of all to show that he's not a looser and... THEY FEEL SOMETHING... Oh I'd LOVE to see something like that! <3

There is a MASSIVE chemistry between Jim and Kaley and if they don't end up together in the show I bet that something will happen in their real life...
Mark: KRJmrbartleboom on October 4th, 2009 10:06 am (UTC)
LOL ABC is a perfect song, if you read the lyrics. But I don't know if it's a video song, cause the rhythm is a bit weird :P and the song is just 2 minutes long ^^'
S.: bbtheory; sheldonartic_fox on October 4th, 2009 01:23 am (UTC)
Such a great picspam and post! It must have taken you ages. I really love this ship, and these moments from S1 are just fab :D Thanks for sharing!
Ery-chan: movieerychan86 on October 4th, 2009 09:05 am (UTC)
Thanks! Yes... it took me few hours but it worth it :D I rly live those two *_______*

Thank you for your comment :)
weeaboo: barney/robinjaded56 on November 9th, 2009 11:53 pm (UTC)
awww! ♥ amazing picspam! definitely meming :DD